Poetry Scam / Crushed Out.Poetry Scam: Dolly tries to impress her crush Hansel but is too nervous. She discovers that he is attracted to Dylan's poetry and begins repeating it to him as her own. Dylan finds out and decides to help her by feeding poetry to her while she is talking to Hansel. He becomes so impressed that he invites her to a slam poetry session...
Crushed Out: Dylan has a crush on a goth poodle named Portia. Because Dylan is a nerd, Fergus decides to turn Dylan into a goth so that Portia will like him. She is impressed with him, even though she thinks his name is "Danny", but her assistant Spencer warns Dylan that Portia is unpredictable. Not only is Portia incredibly dark, but she is also clingy and continues to stalk Dylan...