Ralph, a tumbleweed, pursues his rap career while stuck in the witness protection program. Ignoring the rules of federal agent, Monica Squishy, a half-eaten bag of candy - who's also posing as his girlfriend - could jeopardize his personal safety. But Ralph can't seem to stay off the internet, freestyling and battle-rapping. Besides constant surveillance, Ralph gets hounded by his new cohorts while they shoot internet rap videos on the corner....