Be Careful How You Ride a Pig After being stabbed by a man with a sword wound, I lost consciousness. When I awoke, I found myself in an unfamiliar forest with Jess sleeping soundly while using my stomach as a pillow. It seems she's really tired. I decided we should start moving and that Jess should ride on my back but... Cutie-pie Jess, you can't sit on me like that! As we go on our love comedy journey, Jess reveals a shocking truth to me...