Episode Title:
Magic, Flashbacks and Pregnancies.
Episode Description:
Fight 1: The fight takes place in a ring with office props from Ally McBeal while Lucy fights dressed as Xena. Calista launches herself from the ropes to attack Lucy, but Lucy ducks, causing Calista's head to get crammed inside Lucy's ass. Lucy slams herself into the canvas from a turnpost, trapping Calista inside herself until after the main event, when Calista is birthed out of Lucy Lawless alive. Featuring Maya Angelou and Dennis Franz Fight 2: This fight is from a video found in a time capsule (dating back to 1985) after digging through the rubble from the previous episode's main event. Guest referee Ronald Reagan, believing Boy George is a woman, attacks Don Johnson to prevent him from harming Boy George any further. Johnson refuses to back down, so Reagan stuns him with a blow to the neck and then jumped off a turnbuckle onto Don's head, crushing it. Ruhollah Khomeini is disintegrated by a laser from Reagan's "Star Wars" satellite defense program. Also featuring Philip Michael Thomas, Cyndi Lauper, and Mr. T. Fight 3: Both teams are allowed to use magic tricks. Penn Jillette pulls Roy's brain out, but Siegfried charms it back into his head. Teller launches himself from a missile launcher and blows Siegfried up on contact. Roy's white tiger eats Penn.
