Losing Streakers / Pussy Magnet / Taco Tuesday / Ocho Muerte / First Day of Cool / The Red Devil / Freshman 15 / The Ballad of Lord Tourettes / The Fart Knight Rises / Robot Frog.Losing Streakers: Red and Blue visit Sal Sagev in an attempt to win rent money.
Pussy Magnet: Red offers Blue advice to help re-ignite his sex life.
Taco Tuesday: After being caught trying to escape from an Italian restaurant without paying, Red and Blue are forced to deliver pizzas.
Ocho Muerte: Blue's romantic cooking for Pink is interrupted by Red arriving to feed Ocho-Muerte, his pet octopus, which subsequently escapes and terrorises Pink. Now locked out of the apartment, Blue must get back inside to rescue her.
First Day of Cool: An introduction to how Red and Blue became friends. This leads up to an early sneak peek of Dick Figures: The Movie.
The Red Devil: After getting lost in Mexico, Red and Blue find themselves enlisted as mules in a burrito-smuggling operation.
Freshman 15: Red attempts to have sex with 15 girls at a house party (the "Freshman 15" challenge), whilst Blue heads in search of medicine to cure his high fever. This is the second sneak peek leading up to Dick Figures: The Movie.
The Ballad of Lord Tourettes: A song about a day in the life of Lord Tourettes.
The Fart Knight Rises: Batman and the Bloser provide security for the Olympic Games in London, where they once again come up against Earl Grey. This is a parody of the Dark Knight Rises (2012).
Robot Frog: A prequel episode showing the events leading up to the beginning of the first episode in the series.