The Candidate Peter and the guys discover a Bird scooter and go for a joyride all the way down the East Coast, but when reports of their disappearance reach Mayor Wild West, he sets out to rescue them, managing to save them from an alligator attack in Florida. Inspired by his heroism, Stewie decides to get into politics too, starting at his school; seeing Doug run for their class' "snack captain" gives him the idea to run as well. Things get ugly as Doug repeatedly attacks Stewie, whose counterattacks are repeatedly drowned out by global events, and surges in the polls even after defecating during their debate...