The Jizz Mitzvah On eve of Montel's Jizz Mitzvah (a ceremony where a Horomone Monsters masturbate in public), Maury and Connie are befuddled when Montel decides he wants to be a Shame Wizard. Emmy gains a new client who is rather adverse to the idea of romance, mostly due to the influence of her romance-hating Logic Rock, Van. Pete is forced to confess that he severed one of Dante the Addiction Angel's 3 bladder's in last season's finale, which puts Rochelle in awkward position when Dante requests that she stop being friends with Pete.