Thirst to Be the First / The FourthThirst to Be the First: Kiff is ready to be the first person to use the school's new water fountain, but a bad case of "droop-tail" ends up ruining her plans. She sets up various schemes to get past her father and in school, and it almost works - but she ends up falling asleep and misses out. However, Barry creates a photo of a basketball painted with Kiff's face on it drinking the fountain, satisfying Kiff.
The Fourth: Kiff is excited to sleep over at Barry's house until she finds out that the Buns share bath water, and that she will take the fourth bath. Not wanting to bathe in used water, Kiff decides to call "switchies" with the Buns siblings in order to go first but inadvertently causes them to quarrel with each other. Feeling guilty, Kiff apologizes to everyone for her actions, and to make it up to them, she takes the last bath, which goes over surprisingly well.