No Way, Why Is It So Big.../You Mustn't Touch That... After exposure to a special incense, everyone in the temple wakes up to find they have swapped bodies. Akemitsu swaps with Yuzuki, Kiki swaps with Nyagosuke and is able to talk in his body while he keeps his cat instincts in her body, Tsukuyo goes into Kagura's body, Kagura goes into Kurage's body, Kurage goes into Mia's body, and Mia goes into Tsukuyo's body. Akemitsu is too embarrassed to leave Yuzuki's room or even change out of her pajamas. As everyone else regroups and some antics like subduing Nyagosuke and Yuzuki learning to urinate in a man's body, the effect wears off and everyone swaps back. Akemitsu tries to stop the others from checking on Yuzuki and fails. To stop himself from temptation, he tied up and blindfolded Yuzuki's body, causing her to scream. Akemitsu suddenly finds himself getting married, but the bride turns into Kijo, who declares he will close the temple and sics henchmen on him. Kagura shows up and beats up the henchmen, but Kijo destroys her clothes with laser eye beams. They run away and find themselves on the crescent moon, where Kagura tries to seduce Akemitsu. Resisting, he falls into the water and Tsukuyo as a mermaid rescues him. On shore, she turns into a human and tries to seduce him, but he resists and finds himself in a love hotel. Kurage turns into an adult and tries to seduce him, but Mia interrupts and attacks him with a sword. While running, Kiki tries to seduce him, but Mia captures him and tortures him as a dominatrix. Yuzuki interrupts and all the girls take him to the baths and wash him with their bodies. While he struggles to resist temptation, tentacles appear and capture them all, but Kagura breaks free and kicks him in the groin. It is then revealed that Akemitsu is bedridden with a fever and has been dreaming this whole time. The girls have been caring for him.