Wanted: Delmer Alive Adventure.Beef's elderly friend Delmer suffers a concussion and Beef retrieves him from the hospital. With instructions not to let him sleep for 4 hours, the Tobins elect to keep him awake by recounting their favorite stories of Delmer as told to them by Beef during their childhood. In the first, young Beef and Brian are unable to find their parents and seek Delmer's help, and they uncover an alien abduction plot of the parents of Lone Moose. In the second, a teenage Beef works at Delmer's sleep-away camp, and they must face off against a killer mutant squirrel who kills the other superficial camp counselors...