Episode Title:
Sex, Lugs and Rock 'n' Roll.
Episode Description:
Fight 1: The two fighters are fighting for the life or death of Tommy Lee, who is suspended over a crate of hungry baby South Carolina tree monkeys. Pamela Anderson overuses her upgraded radioactive breasts on Heather Locklear. This causes them to malfunction and then to explode Pamela to her death. Tommy Lee is eaten by a crate full of hungry baby tree monkeys after being lowered by Heather Locklear. Fight 2: After Axl scrambles Slash's brain with a cake mixer, Slash has the mental capacity of an 8 year old. Axl is then cut up into paper dolls by Slash. Fight 3: Jeff Gordon is crushed under Dale Earnhardt's tire and ground to a pulp by his back tire. The fight is a demolition derby set in a dirt ring.
