Johnny & Debbie... In Love? (1).Fight 1: The two fighters are contestants in a macabre game show. By answering questions correctly, one of the straps holding them in their chairs opens, allowing access to one weapon. Incorrect answers cause the remaining straps to tighten, eventually cutting off hands and feet. Regis Philbin's lungs are stabbed out after Chuck Woolery loses his hands and sharpens his arm stubs to points. Fight 2: The fighters are given toys as weapons, a play on their small statures. Napoleon puts his smelly rotten hand (which he keeps in his coat) into Joe Pesci's nose. He punches him repeatedly until his brains leak out his ears. Napoleon then throws Pesci into a toybox, killing him. Fight 3: Meg Ryan is thrown into the audience and impaled on a sign. Martin Lawrence's head is crushed by Kevin Bacon after Mills declares him unfit to fight. Kevin Bacon punches a hole through Jesse Ventura's body, climbs into the hole, and tears him in half.