Description

Sailor Mouth - Artist Unknown.Sailor Mouth: SpongeBob and Patrick discover a "bad word" on a dumpster behind the Krusty Krab, which Patrick says is a "sentence enhancer" used by people to "look fancy". They begin using it more often, but when they yell it in front of the entire Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs confronts them and warns them never to use it again. The next day, SpongeBob and Patrick are playing a game, and after SpongeBob loses, he slips up and says that "word". Patrick goes to tell on SpongeBob but says the "word" too, and they tell on each other. Mr. Krabs prepares to punish the two when he trips on a stone and in a fit of pain, says all thirteen "bad words". SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs go to tell Mama Krabs on each other, and all of them end up having to paint her house in punishment.
Artist Unknown: Squidward becomes an art teacher at the rec center where SpongeBob is his only student, to his dismay. SpongeBob produces impressive works, but Squidward scoffs his masterpieces and refuses to acknowledge his talent, causing SpongeBob to lose his spirits. An art collector named Monty P. Moneybags then arrives and Squidward passes off one of SpongeBob's statues, reminiscent of David, as his own. However, the statue accidentally breaks and Squidward needs SpongeBob back to recreate it. Unfortunately, SpongeBob can't make it again, prompting Squidward to give up and destroy everything. He inadvertently creates the same sculpture perfectly, though he storms out in anger without even seeing it, to which the building's janitor ends up taking credit for it.